Paris Hilton Vows To Help the Global Economy
Paris Hilton Vows To Help the Global Economy
Proving yet again that life is ALWAYS funnier than anything those fellows from the Jon Stewart Show could cook up, Paris Hilton today vowed to do her Rosie the Riveter-like part to help the struggling global economy.  By shopping even more than she usually does.  Haute couture salons across the world...
Study: Parents Blamed for Childhood Obesity, Well Holy Hell!
Study: Parents Blamed for Childhood Obesity, Well Holy Hell!
A new study came out yesterday from a group of scientists (or game show writers, judging from the obviousness of the conclusions drawn) telling me what I’d already learned from my days as a fast-food restaurant burger flipper:  Children, by and large, have a peculiar habit of eating the kinds...
New Line Announces a “Sex and the City” Sequel
New Line Announces a “Sex and the City” Sequel
It seems New Line Cinema is bringing back Sarah Jessica Parker and the rest of the movie cast of the “Sex and the City” crew for a sequel to last year’s successful effort.  Don’t get me wrong; at least one of the movie’s stars (Kim Cattrall) used to be what my friends called...
Society Slips Further Into Savagery
Society Slips Further Into Savagery
I read today about the case of a 40 year-old mother from the depressed city of Hamtramck, Michigan (a town completely surrounded by the urban blight and utter Third World corruption of the once-proud city of Detroit), who was caught being a little too strict on a couple of her children (she has 5 of...
Obama Screwed Up
Obama Screwed Up
About three weeks into his new administration, President Barack Obama made a candid admission that he wasn’t the presidential superman he’d initially appeared to be by saying he’d “screwed up” on several of his nominees to top government posts.  Responding to the tax troubles...
Georgia School to Pay Students
Georgia School to Pay Students
Now this is a stimulus package we can all get behind.  Proving that time spent in a teacher’s college equips you for just about any job up to and including cleaning up behind the elephants at the circus, a Fulton County, Georgia high school and middle school will pay (bribe) students the princely...

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